Hello! Bunny la Bounce here coming to you live from Znado Chara's hockey skates where I've been able to set up shop, do some writing and get the inside scoop to why the Boston Bruins are so tall. And so aggressive. And why they love the dirty old trick of face-washing the other players with their giant gloved hands, and the attempt of sticking one of their grimy gloved fingers into the mouth of a Vancouver Canuck (who is probably just asking them what colour of icing they prefer when they bake them cupcakes)  As we are now half way into this Final Series where Lord Stanley will be raised by either a Giant in Yellow or a Swede in Blue, I couldn't quite figure out either team's “game play”. So I find myself in the locker room, hoping to understand the B-Men from B-town (is that street?) and what could possibly be going thru their minds right now.

As Chara's head slides along the ceiling and bumps into a door frame and Milan Lucic does Clubber Lang sit-ups on the floor (the extra angry ones) I take down notes of what is in the air here in Bruin World,  from how the Bruins have made it this far, to what has kept them in the fight against the Canucks.

Here is my list of “Top 10 Things I heard from Chara's hockey skate”

10 – When the f*#k is my kraft dinner gonna be ready! Its my favourite pre game meal :)
9 – I really hope Luongo breaks ... something. One of his bones.
8 – To help us skate faster lets pretend we stole all of the Canuck's beers. Wait. Lets actually steal their beers.
7 – I wish Vancouver wasn't so far away. Damn.
6 – Sometimes my legs get soar after a game. But I'll still have sex with your wife if she's up for it.
5 – We have to create more chances and not let Vancouver play their “finesse game.” Pansies. 
4 – We are representing a Franchise from the Original 6, that's a big deal. Right? Original 6? or was there 7. Ah, doesn't matter... Where is my kraft dinner!
3 – Chara to Kesler “I must break you”
2 – Chara to Burrows “You will lose”
1 – I hope the Vancouver girls are sexy and welcome us at the Roxy bar with open arms

Ok, that last one was my own day dream.... those big feisty Bruins are starting to grow on this Bunny.... and so are warts. Damn, should have picked a better sniper spot then Znado's skate. 

Speaking of sniping, yesterday I spent the night hiding under Kevin Bieksa's pillow and whether that is legal or not, I did find out some good information. Although, as we all know, hockey players aren't much for “expanding” on a subject... just like non hockey playing men, so here is what I've gathered from my desperate attempt to read between the lines of what these west coast Hockey Players are thinking right now. What is their psychology and how are they coping with the pressure to bring the cup back to Canada... it's rightful owner. Don't forget fans, we aren't watching “The Avengers” at play nor the “X-Men”. NHL Hockey players are just like you and I. They are real people with real emotions and after last night's Game 3 circus, Kevin Bieksa fell asleep to the song “tears on my pillow” and I woke up wet. But I'm used to that....

The mind of an athlete is stellar. You need good nutrition, hardcore training and good genetics. But the power of a good mind set is the main attribute to taking you to the next level in a competition. Here's the scoop for what the Vancouver Canucks have been buzzing about:


“Top 10 things I heard from underneath Kevin Bieksa's hotel pillow”


10 – If anything, at least we are the sexier team.
9 –  I think beating San Jose was awesome. And now if we beat Boston, that will be awesomer.
8 – If Lucic puts his fingers in my mouth one more time, I'm going to bite it off and put it in the cupcakes I make for him.
7 – I wish Boston wasn't so far away. Damn.
6 - When the f*#k is my kraft dinner gonna be ready! Its my favourite pre game meal :)
5 – We gotta get pucks past Tim Thomas. Who calls their child Tim when his last name is Thomas?!
4 – We might be smaller than the Bruins, but we are faster, better passers and have green guys who wiggle their ass at you when your ass is in the penalty box.
3 – Tim Thomas makes me want Tim Hortons
2 – Hey Bruins, you like losing, right? Ya, I thought so. 1972 was the last time, right? Yikes.
1 – Original six? Original dic*s


And there you have it folks. The latest scoop from this Bunny to you. Who will win game 5 and game 6.... and the possible came 7.... who knows... but all we know is that Chara is tall, Kesler is sexy and Vancouver and Boston are far away from each other. Next week I will be reporting live from Ryan Kesler's jock strap. Take care, stay safe and stay sexy, hockey fans.