Finally! The NHL has decided to agree with ME and throw the book at Matt Cooke! I hope it was a COOKBOOK! and I hope it was a thick one! (maybe he'll get a concussion!). They should have banned him for the whole playoffs!

What I would do with him is put him in a room with all the guys he's elbowed and let them go at him with some old fashioned baseball bats! (the only thing that sport is good for!). That'd cook his goose!

As for the playoffs, it's looking like only two Canadian teams. I also can't believe they just signed Gary Buttman to another 5 year contract! I don't know anybody who likes this guy and I know A LOT of people! Okay, back to the point, Calgary is in big trouble… someone better hyprotize Iginla into thinking it's a gold medal game… Then he'll be unstoppable!

NEXT YEAR will be better 'cuz we'll have the Winnipeg Coyotes (or whatever they'll be called) and maybe some team from Hamilton. Forget about Quebec… I SAID WE NEED CANADIAN TEAMS! (just kidding… I love those FRENCHIES… especially Guy Lafleur and Jean Beliveau!).

My prediction! A Montreal-Vancouver final… then we'll see if two is better than one, or if the PRICE is Right!

ALL CANADIAN FINAL!

POPPY!